Anymore lyrics

Should have known this
They say that I’m from Mars and you’re from Venus
But I tried it anyway
Who am I to think I can understand your brain
That’s insane
I guess I love you
That’s the only explaination for what I do
When you are around
Girl, I get so crazy when I look into your eyes

Makes me think that I am gonna take you
Right down to the station
Where I’ll buy you
A one-way ticket out of town
Then I’ll send you
A postcard from the farthest place from there
And I’ll sign it “I’m so glad that you ain’t here”
And then I’ll build you a big old ugly statue
Of my new girlfriend
The one I left you for
Then I’ll send it
C.O.D. express mail to your door
That’s exactly what I’ll do
As soon as I don’t love you anymore
That’s for sure

I’ve got this theory
That the women of the world
Are out to get me
And I know of one who tried
She seemed to think I could be her friend for life
Girl, think twice
’cause friends don’t kiss me
And they pay for their own ticket at the movie
So I hope you brought some cash
And you and all your other friends
Can do what you want to
But girl I think we’re through

I guess I’ll drive you
Way out in the country
Where I’ll leave you
With nothing but your clothes
Then I’ll watch you
Get smaller in the mirror as I drive
And I pray to God that you’ll survive
So you can see me
On every single station of your TV
Singing about you
And making money
Just think of all the things I could afford
Well, I won’t spend a nickel on you
’cause I don’t think I’ll love you anymore

You might think that I sound angry
(But girls have driven him so crazy)
I won’t be held accountable
(He can’t be held responsible)
For what I’m about to do to you

I think I’ll take you
Right down to the station
Where I’ll buy you
A one-way ticket out of town
Then I’ll send you
A postcard from the farthest place from there
And I’ll sign it “I’m so glad that you ain’t here”
And then I’ll build you a big old ugly statue
Of my new girlfriend
The one I left you for
Then I’ll send it
C.O.D. express mail to your door
That’s exactly what I’ll do
As soon as I don’t love you anymore

I guess I’ll drive you
Way out in the country
Where I’ll leave you
With nothing but your clothes
Then I’ll watch you
Get smaller in the mirror as I drive
And I pray to God that you’ll survive
So you can see me
On every single station of your TV
Singing about you
And making money
Just think of all the things I could afford
I won’t spend a nickel on you
’cause I don’t think I’ll love you anymore

Yea that’s exactly what I’ll do
As soon as I don’t love you……anymore