Foot In My Mouth lyrics
English Christian Song Lyrics
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I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today,
she was buyin’ some food
I walked up to her and I said “Hey!”
“When’s the baby due?”
She said “Baby?”
“I’m not having a baby,”
“what you talkin’ about?”
I said “Sorry… Mrs. Parker”
I put my foot in my mouth
(chorus)
I got my foot in my mouth,
guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
it’s prob’ly better that way
I took my brother to the mall last Christmas,
to see Santa and his sleigh,
I said “Aren’t you glad that you’re old enough,”
“to know that Santa is fake?”
He said “Fake? Santa’s not fake!”
“What you talkin about?”
I said “No, I didn’t tell ya Santa was fake!”
“I said…Santa’s great…”
I put my foot in my mouth
(chorus)
“here’s the last verse”
I was braggin’ to a friend of mine
how I ran over this cat,
I said “His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag…”
“right after I squashed him flat”
She said “Fluffy? My cat’s name is Fluffy! He was my best friend.”
I said “No, I didn’t say his name was Fluffy!”
“I said his name was… Twinkles”
here I go again…
(chorus twice)
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